I haven't seen Bangkok Dangerous-a Nick Cage joint- but if I had to plot guess, I would say it's 90% Nick Cage giving dangerously handsome looks to the adoring public, 9% weaving and bobbing through traffic as a terrified Tuk Tuk passenger (w/ automatic weapon), and the remaining 1% is Nick Cage needing a minute to think things over before acting upon a hunch.
Regardless, people are too nice in Bangkok to have a movie title slander its city like that.. I heard from a reliable source that the political riots are actually based on Nick Cage.
Since Colin and I are already the most popular people on the street markets, we've been targeted as persons who need a wardrobe update. To the street vendors, we are poorly dressed dollar signs, a designation we can't necessarily disagree with. Every third shop is an "armani" custom suit tailor. We will probably end up getting a custom suit for $50USD, however, Colin and I have been VERY stern with our wishes that the finished product not deviate from the below design and color:
Ps. If you know Colin, you're aware he is incredibly modest, and won't unabashedly spread word on a great accomplishment, so I am going to do it for him- Yesterday at the pool, he did a text book pencil dive(!)
Regardless, people are too nice in Bangkok to have a movie title slander its city like that.. I heard from a reliable source that the political riots are actually based on Nick Cage.
Since Colin and I are already the most popular people on the street markets, we've been targeted as persons who need a wardrobe update. To the street vendors, we are poorly dressed dollar signs, a designation we can't necessarily disagree with. Every third shop is an "armani" custom suit tailor. We will probably end up getting a custom suit for $50USD, however, Colin and I have been VERY stern with our wishes that the finished product not deviate from the below design and color:
Travel (and life) Tip #132- When writing on glossy items, ball point pens are of critical importance, unless you're a lover of all things smudgy. Also, we recommend writing on a flat surface; not your non-writing hand.
Ps. If you know Colin, you're aware he is incredibly modest, and won't unabashedly spread word on a great accomplishment, so I am going to do it for him- Yesterday at the pool, he did a text book pencil dive(!)
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